Epiphany

King: You know what I just realized? Facebook is pretty stupid.

Clever Plan

King: I have WD-40 and a mango on my desk.

Al: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Pulse

Al: Hey baby, guess who's got a pulse... oh yeah, this guy.

Allergies

Al: I happen to enjoy sneezing like a bitch.

Grammar

Gabe: You guys are gonna hafta help me with grammar.

King: Grammar as in English? Or grammar as in your mom's mom?

Friends

King: The only reason to befriend a Chinese person is so they can get you illegal turtles.